I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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