Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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