It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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