grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
You ruined the universe
Randomize
