There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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