I need help removing her.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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