If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
It's never too late to be topless.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
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