You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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