that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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