just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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