My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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