Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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