Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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