Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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