Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Randomize
