He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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