The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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