I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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