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so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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