What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
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