So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
