Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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