just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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