We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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