She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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