Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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