He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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