I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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