fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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