I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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