Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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