if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Randomize
