You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
you will always have a special place in my vag
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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