not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
This toilet bowl is my home.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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