just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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