check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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