Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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