So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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