ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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