I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Hippo gnu deer
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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