from now on my penis is your penis
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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