Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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