yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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