Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I'm at about main and main street
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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