I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
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