I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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