Midget sex pt 2 tonight
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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