Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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