sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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