his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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