everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
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