its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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