there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
We are two peas in an std pod
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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